Meeting -- Harry Potter Meeting 1! (Meeting 017 in total.)

[roguemariel]

roguemariel might be demoted to her rightful place. Damn you phnx.

Why did thetyro chose this fic? (Dude. ff.net.)

Because! He learned something from Teen Wolf...? Is this possible? Apparently it was how to ind good fic. Huh.

Harry Potter is full of terrible fic that thetyro can't avoid. Poor baby.

Apparently thetyro doesn't approve of "NK-17" fic. No one knows what that is.

phnx would like to ask detailed questions about characters' knots -- how big? What is the circumference of said knot?

A brief discussion about Sirius Black and when he died.

A brief discussion about how to snap.

thetyro realizes that we are off topic and quickly returns to the fic he has recced. Apparently he stole it from phnx's list.

phnx ships everything. Everything.

Why people shouldn't superimpose their own highschool experience over Hogwarts. There is no raving, guys. Not even at the Leaky Cauldron. Or the Hog's Head. The wildest thing that happens is that people wear their hoods up.

No wonder they have to join the Death Eaters. Peaceful protests aren't the done thing.

There is some muggleborn out there who undoubtedly got black dye and a snuggie.

Why, world. Why.

A brief aside: What does thetyro have to do when he chooses the fandom? Not choose LoTR. It's not allowed. Also, if it's a book: has to be a chapter. If it's a movie, it should be short. If it's a television show, one or two episodes for a 45 minute episode, or up to four for a 22 minute episode.

Guys, why are we talking about 50 Shades of Grey?

Twilight gave phnx hours of entertainment after finishing the books.

thetyro has read the fic he's reccing! Whoo! Sadly, he hasn't made the quiz yet.

Oh, hey, we're back at Things to Do When Choosing a New Fandom.

You can link to extra things like Wiki pages.

You have to make a quiz on things, which means you actually have to watch it.

Fandom Interest Inquiry

Don't do it too early or you might want to post it at four in the morning.

phnx asks about Black Widow.

Black Widow's origin story took place during The Cold War, though no one is entirely sure when that was.

She is apparently vaguely related to Soviet Russia, but no one has addressed the fact that Soviet Russia took place awhile ago.

She was Soviet Russia's attempt at Captain America, but it didn't work.

We've detoured into Marvel. I'm not sure we're ever getting out.

"We've saved the world! Also, Wolverine is making macaroni and cheese for a hundred to a thousand children."

A very slow lunch line.

Why. Just, why.

Now we're talking about X-Men:Evolution.

And Mystique being Nightcrawler's dad. Or mom. phnx is unclear.

Why Storm should do the shopping: Last time, Wolverine bought hundreds of packages of mac and cheese. And one case of beer.

Why Wolverine would hate Japan: No open spaces in which to hunt caribou.

You two are creating X-Men fanfic. You worry me.

thetyro's neighbor's are iffy about him. Hmm.

Silence. So much silence.

A discussion on Emissary. It is declared reasonable.

Today I learned that you can dust off rust. Huh.

Also, the only reasonable "has a long lost" fic would be Hedwig and an owl reuninion fic.

phnx read fanfiction for Lord of the Flies. Why. No, seriously, why.

Apparently, she has also read Tetris fic. Now I'm really confused. They were NC-17 fics. La.

thetyro liked Lord of the Flies because he's never read fanfic for it. I still don't know why he enjoyed it. Seriously. That book, guys.

Now we're talking about To Kill a Mockingbird, I think.
...thetyro thinks that we're youngr than 21. thetyro, you are older than that.

Apparently, younger than 25 is a baby, older than 30 is extremely old, and everything in between is non existant.

phnx: What fandom are you choosing? thetyro: We just started Harry Potter!

History of websites that were used, some with sparkles, others with awful music.

A discussion of why phnx's page looks the way it looks. Explanation of the comics.

So now we're talking about Hika-Go.

I'm not sure we're ever going to get back to Harry Potter. I have no idea what the prompt is.

Now it's Hika-Go vs. Naruto -- in terms of Why Fandom Continues, a Comparison.

A small bit of confusion over how many volumes Hika-Go has. (It's 23. phnx looked it up.)

Aaaand now it's Death Note. What even.

Now they are talking about The Martian. phnx read a fic. None of us have read or seen it. It was a threesome fic.

I'm pretty sure all we know about The Martian is that Matt Damon and Sebastian Stan are in it. I wonder if they were the characters in the threesome.

I've looked it up. They were. I don't know how I feel about this.

I don't think I'm going to see this movie.

I walked away to get water. phnx and thetyro are going to create a website featuring Matt Damon and his male costars very explicitly.

I'm so confused.

Omega!Matt Damon's character? What? No, wait, what?

We are never getting back to this meeting.

Now, Canada. And Canadian politics.

Now we're talking about AIDS and preventative measures. Pills. Anal rings. You know. IEDs are not IUDs, thetyro.

Hey, you guys have realized that we are off topic.

No, wait, now we're talking about Game of Thrones. Whyyyy. We just got back to Harry Potter. Ugh.

It seems that GoT is annoying due to the author trying to talk around certain words. I want to know what words, but no one will tell me.

phnx only read some of them because of school. And then.

thetyro wants to read Harry Potter because it wasn't emotionally crippling. Ha.

E-books rarely show you sections that you aren't ready for, unlike the time someone dropped Book 5 and saw that Sirius died.

Now we're back to elDLIVE. By which I mean that we are back off topic.

Sports commentary?

I'm so lost. phnx is talking to herself.

Or to her email. Either or.

And now! Back to Harry Potter.

thetyro has recced The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna. There may never be a fic.

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ELDLIVE AGAIN?

Damnit, thetyro. This is all your fault.

This is this month's prompt. There may or may not be MPreg.

I was challenged. Good luck to all of us.

Something about futon railroad tracks. Okay.

How do we kill thetyro?

phnx "Imperio! Swish and flick. I am now Head Girl."

The End.