Meeting Minutes

[roguemariel]

thetyro calls the meeting to order: "Aroo."

thetyro has no idea who is taking notes. thetyro suspects it may be thetyro. thetyro is wrong.
thetyro recalls that roguemariel took notes last "week" -- this is both correct and incorrect, but roguemariel did in fact take notes.

phnx is wondering if thetyro is going to start the meeting. Wow phnx. Wow.
thetyro says it's "good to see 100% attendance once again."

thetyro admits to only functioning at 80% capacity, but thinks it's the smarter 80%. roguemariel is not sure what to tell him about this.

phnx wants to know thetyro's process to picking thetyro's quiz rec. roguemariel asks if roguemariel can guess. thetyro says no.
thetyro begins to explain. First thetyro set the word count limit at 100 words. Well, thetyro sent it to "Tent" fic. Then thetyro sorted by kudos. Then thetyro filtered out podfics.

• phnx wonders how to sort by kudos. roguemariel explains.

In thetyro's defense, weak though it may be, thetyro read through a few different options, but not many. There was a minimal amount of filtering.

• phnx wrote a short fic that she really liked. phnx has written many, but only liked one.

phnx starts complaining about roguemariel's typing. roguemariel pours spite tea.

• thetyro says its not roguemariel's fault, it's the keyboard.

phnx is complaining about roguemariel's dedication. "It doesn't have to be a recording, roguemariel"
phnx says roguemariel should get a type writer.

• There's a small discussion about typewriters and typewriter ink.

thetyro and phnx are both terrible people.

phnx asks to see the fic rec quiz results.
thetyro ughs but seems to proceed. This is terrible Alpha behavior, thetyro.

thetyro didn't read the minutes from last month. Harsh, thetyro. Haaaaarsh.

• phnx seems to think the minutes were too long. Also harsh.

phnx wants to know if roguemariel is posting her quiz results.

• (Not currently, thank you.)

Apparently Google is doing shitty things. phnx recommends we all switch to Firefox. "[Chrome] is not worth it, man."

• "You know who you really want to piss off? The people who spend all their time on the internet. The most reasonable people," thetyro says.

Reddit continues to Reddit, thetyro says. (Apparently they are quaranteening something Trump related. roguemariel wasn't paying attention.)

• It's a site where people talk about books. Because they reddit. roguemariel is unamused. thetyro thinks thetyro is funny.

thetyro can't keep track of everything. phnx is disappointed.

roguemariel says: thetyro. I STILL NEED YOUR POEM.

• thetyro tries to run away.

thetyro: oh my god, guys, you all did so good on my quiz!

• phnx asks if we all did identically. Apparently we were very close.
  
  • roguemariel was the fuckup. What the hell, me. Shaaaaaaame.

[Editor's note: This quiz was assigned today at this meeting, but was posted before the meeting started. As such, roguemariel and phnx, who are jerks, took it right before the meeting. Alas. The fic was Lawfully Wedded... by editingatwork. None of us read it, including thetyro.]

phnx thinks we didn't take advantage of the paragraph option on roguemariel's quiz. phnx later admits that phnx actually used the "other" option.

A brief discussion about the fic phnx wrote: phnx finished the fic phnx wrote on phnx's phone. Well. Well.

roguemariel is so misunderstood. Everything is a tragedy.

And now a discussion of Spider Verse. It's on Netflix now.

• Apparently roguemariel was shocked. roguemariel is surprised to hear it, so...
  
  • ...thetyro seems to believe that phnx thinks roguemariel was honestly shocked. Well.
  
  
• phnx is spending a lot of time of talking about the sleeziness of Fisk.

Why are we talking about Star Wars?

• roguemariel has seen it fuck you both.
  
  • (It was terrible.)
    
    • (No seriously it's the actual worst.)
  
  
• phnx liked 4, 5, and 6. phnx is wrong.
  
• The entire series is awful. Guuuuuuuuuuuys.

"Don't quote me," thetyro says. roguemariel complies.

WE ARE STILL DISCUSSING STAR WARS. Uuuuuuugh.

roguemariel is no longer paying attention. It's raining outside. Huh. How strange.

• roguemariel has tuned back in: something about Han Solo. Nope.

thetyro is weirdly excited for the notes "this week" and roguemariel doesn't want to explain that the clacking they just heard was roguemariel just editing. It was not new content. Sorry, thetyro.

Something is on thetyro's mind, and therefore actually on roguemariel's. roguemariel DOESN'T KNOW WHAT thetyro IS TALKING ABOUT. Oh no.

phnx is trying to get us back on track. Good luck.

thetyro has forgotten that we were in a meeting. thetyro seems to think that we only took like 20 minute meetings once. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

phnx asked about boogaloo. It's apparently a movie title. roguemariel only knows it in conjunction with Critical Role.

thetyro passes the writing challenge to roguemariel.

• roguemariel has accepted the challenge. We'll see. Unlike phnx, roguemariel will not be writing it on the phone. (Why phnx. Why.)

thetyro is reading fic right now. Whaaaaaaat. (♥)

Now we're talking about Merlin and Merlin fic. Oh no.

...Now Omegaverse conversation. [REDACTED FOR THE GOOD OF MOSTLY ME]

thetyro tries to end the meeting. thetyro can't. This is phnx's problem.

phnx: "I'm the Alpha now."

~Le Fin~