Writing Prompt for Round 39

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WRITING CHALLENGE:
choose freely—we’ll only mock you relentlessly


PROPOSED TITLE (open to changes): And They Call Themselves Magi
PRIMARY CHARACTERS: Kent, Tater, Kit
SECONDARY CHARACTERS (optional):
PAIRING: PaTater
SYNOPSIS: It's long-distance--of course they're going to fight. But when a break-up looms, Kent--overwhelmed by his feelings for Tater--travels to Providence, plants himself beneath the window staring up at Tater's condo, and pulls out his phone. He's prepared to Romeo the shit out of this to prove the depth of his love, etc etc. What he is not prepared for is an incoming call from Tater, who is apparently outside of Kent's apartment in Vegas with a 90's boombox and a Britney mixed tape. Great minds think alike... Or something.



GENRE: (check all that apply; cross out any prohibited genres)
□ Adventure
□ Angst
□ Crime
□ Historical
□ Horror
X Humour
□ Family
□ Friendship
□ Fantasy
□ Mystery
X Parody/Satire
X Romance
□ SF
□ Suspense
□ Thriller
□ Tragedy
□ Other (specify _______)

RATING:
□ G (General Audiences)
□ PG (Parental Guidance)
□ T (Teen and Up Audiences)
□ M (Contains Mature Content)
□ E (Contains Explicit Content)

Archive Warnings: (check any warnings that are implied in your challenge and cross out any prohibited warnings)
□ Graphic Depictions of Violence
□ Graphic Sexual Content
□ Major Character Death
□ Rape/Non-Con
□ Dubious Consent
□ Underage
□ Other (specify _______________________)

Canonverse (check any that apply):
□ Pre-Sophomore Year Canon-Divergent (Includes Freshman Year)
□ Pre-Junior Year Canon-Divergent (Includes Freshman through Sophomore Years)
□ Pre-Senior Year Canon-Divergent (Includes Freshman through Junior Years)
□ Compliant with Current Canon
□ Future Fic

AU: (check all that apply; cross out any prohibited AUs)

□ Bakery
□ Coffeeshop
□ College/University
□ Harry Potter
□ High School
□ Historical
□ Fairytale
□ Magic (non-HP)
□ Mobster
□ Office
□ Omegaverse
□ Professional non-hockey sport
□ Royalty
□ Sentinel/Guide
□ Star Trek
□ Superhero
□ Werewolf/Supernatural Creatures
□ Crossover (with ____________________________)
□ Fusion (with ___________________________)
□ Other (specify _______________________________________)

Tropes/Kinks: (check all that apply; cross out any prohibited tropes/kinks)

□ Apocalypse
□ Arranged Marriage
□ Career-ending Injury
X Established Relationship
□ Fake Relationship
□ Genderbender
□ Ghosts
□ Kid!fic
□ Knotting
□ Mpreg
□ Firefighters
□ Law Enforcement / Government
□ OFC/OMC
□ Scent-sharing
□ Scientists
□ Soulmates
□ Superheroes
□ Teachers
□ Xeno
□ Zombies
□ Other (specify ______________________________________)


ADDITIONAL NOTES:


last minute, change-of-heart chasing-the-train-you-are-leaving-on trope + gift of the magi

I left most of the tropes and AUs open in case you somehow manage to include any of them in your fic.